Wow, I really AM and asshole!

Had my first colonoscopy today. WHAT A FUN TIME!!!! Better than ice cream and a roller coaster. Well, actually not, but at least it wasn't as bad as I expected going in. They put me out cold in about 30 seconds, I never felt a thing, including the procedure, the transport back to the waiting room, and, oh, about an hour or so in the waiting room. I was O-U-T out.
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"Gotta get me some of THOSE drugs" Lumpy out